by Kyle Brown There are a few things on this planet The Misanthrope hates even more than himself (and your mom). These are those things. Just in time for Christmas, »
In celebration of Movember, we asked each Altruist to reflect upon his or her favorite person with a mustache. We’ll reveal their choices weekly throughout the month. (Learn more about »
Because not all idiosyncrasies are cute and people really do have the ability to be self-dimmers. Help us show them the light via the polls to the right. Past results »
Because there’s nothing more intimate than your digital history. Submit your recent searches to thealtruists@thealtruistonline.com. PART V, November 8, 2011: »
By Ryan Fisher Isn’t it every 16-year-old girl’s dream to be married off by her parents to a D-list actor three times her age in Vegas then paraded around television »
by Carlos Foglia Real PEOPLE: Because aren’t we all so sick of reading about people with more money than us? I don’t play the race card. People play it »
By Louise Cobb Before I begin explaining why Chad Ochocinco is the Altruist of the Month, I want to get a few things straight. Yes, I’m a girl (but arguable »
By Shane Kennedy. Rules to live by. From the last person on earth who should be giving out such advice. New rules: #513: No wearing gym shorts within the »
By: Louise Cobb Spencer, 28 years old, Delaware Altruist: How many times have you been punched in the face? Spencer: I’ve only been punched once. Altruist: Where was »
You are not having an acid flashback, these were former staples of your childhood and adolescence. But if you’re still here… where the fuck did they go? OREGON TRAIL: »